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   Romano exited the stupid club, not really feeling better at all. America could have his brother (who he wasn't really sure existed) if he damn well wanted to. Prussia…God dammit he'd had sex with Germany! How fucking unfair! And the rest were as alone as he was.
   He began thinking about the damn potato bastards again. It wasn't that he wanted to have sex with his brother (not that it wouldn't be totally hot and perfect) but he wanted his brother to actually love him. He could trick Italy into sex, but he'd still be absolutely alone.
   Italy didn't even like Romano. He knew Italy was still inhumanely nice to him, but his brother was just like that. One person's inhumanely nice was Italy's annoyance and dislike (not hate, though. Was it even possible for Italy to hate?)
   And Romano just kept loathing his life as he walked headfirst into someone on the way home, shutting his eyes in pain.
   "Dammit! Watch where you're going you little bastard!"
   "I-I'm sorry fratello!!!"
   "ITALY?" He opened his eyes to see his brother already sobbing. "Dammit, what's wrong now?"
   "I'm sorry fratello!"
   "Ita-"
   "Wahh! Ve!"
   "ITALY GOD DAMMIT!"
   Italy went silent, too scared to say more.
   "Veneziano, what happened?"
   "You got mad."
   "When?"
   "Now."
   "What?"
   "I ran into you so you yelled at me."
   "Fratello, I was just surprised. Dammit, you know I do that."
   "But fratello, I don't like it when you yell!"
   Romano opened his mouth, about to apologize for the first time ever, but then something completely different happened. "Dammit, those fucking potato bastards are coming."
   Italy turned around, seeing his boyfriend and boyfriend's brother.
   "Doitsu, doitsu!" he called, running up to the damn countries.
   He hugged the broad-chested German, probably feeling safe and secure. Damn it! Damn it all!
   Prussia walked passed them, body tensed in anger.
   "I have a plan," he said to Romano quietly, so as their brothers wouldn't hear.
   "I bet it sucks."
   "Hey, it's awesome!"
   "Whatever. We don't have much of a choice, so dammit I guess I have to follow along."
   Prussia smiled. "Perfect."
   Italy and his precious 'doitsu' came walking back and Romano smiled darkly. Germany, you're goin' down.
   "Hey, West," Prussia smiled. "can I tell you something quick?"
   His brother came over, standing a foot in front of his brother.
   "Bruder, come closer."
   His brother came about a step closer, making Prussia frown.
   Finally, he just walked up to his brother, whispering hotly on his ear. "I have a secret."
   Germany closed his eyes, otherwise unmoving.
   "The truth," Prussia smiled. "Is I'm not over you."
   He smashed his lips to Germany's, grabbing his crotch.
   Italy watched them, head cocked to the side, a confused expression on his face.
   "Veneziano," Romano tried to sound sympathetic. "I know this must be hard-"
   "Why would it be hard?"
   Romano paused, confused. "Because your boyfriend is kissing his brother?"
   "But I kiss you, fratello."
   "Yes, but…Italy you're not getting Germany back."
   "Why?"
   "Dammit, that's just how this works! Give the damn bastard up already!"
   Italy's eyes filled with tears. "Fra-fra-fratello!"
  "Dammit, I'm sorry, okay! But give it up!"
   "Then who will hold me and make me safe?"
   Romano clenched his fists. Dammit he wanted to scream!
   Instead, he pushed Italy roughly against a tree and kissed him.
   After a moment he pulled away. "Dammit, how did that make you feel?"
   "Roma, will you do that thing at night like Germany does where you shove your c-"
   "YES, YES, ITALY, I WILL." Damn, he did NOT want to hear about that. "Ti amo, Italy."
   "Ti amo, fratello."
More In The Series (Don't have to be read in order)
First Part (All): [link]
LatviaXEstonia (LatEst): [link]
Americest (AmeCan): [link]
Itacest: here
Nordicest (NorIce): [link]
BelaRus: [link]
BelNeth (BelgiumXNetherlands): [link]
Germancest: [link]
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:iconzombiecupcake23:
Zombiecupcake23 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
XD I love it!
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thedemidod Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
oh my gods
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:iconphaserw0lf:
phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Am I the only person who wants to see the lemon (sex) part of the Itacest? XD
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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Student General Artist
no. you are not the only one.... XD
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:iconphaserw0lf:
phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Haha
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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student General Artist
DO NOT DENY THE LOVE OF ITALIAN INCEST LEMONS!!!! 030 (this is why my only friends are awesome anime loving guys. like seriously I am not joking hahaha)
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phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
IKR
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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Student General Artist
XD LET THE ANIME FREAKS LIVE OOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and having an anime about us wouldn't be bad either o3o)
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phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
X33
(oh yes o3o but itd be a hentai if i were there)
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:iconinsanity13heartless:
Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Student General Artist
XD omg. YUS!!!!!!! o3o
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DolphinSarah123 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No, no you are not! ;) I love Itacest lemon!
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:iconphaserw0lf:
phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
OH MY GOD YES
THANK YOU VERY MUCH ;w;
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:icondolphinsarah123:
DolphinSarah123 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your very welcome!!! *shows giant toothy grin like :D*
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:iconphaserw0lf:
phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
*shows one too :D*
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2pitlalybrothers Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
i liked it XD
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:icongilbert-beilshmidt:
Gilbert-Beilshmidt Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're velcome, Romano. *drags bruder off to do...stuff*
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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Student General Artist
Why do I have a feeling that stuff is code word for 5 meters? and YES I mean THAT 5 meters....
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BloodyTori Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
OMG PRUSSIA!!! Ekkk!!! hiii!!!! (eheheh... i love prussia sorry)
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AmazingEmily9999 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIP OF ALL TIME.
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MapleKitty34 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student General Artist
I SHIP THIS SO HARD. :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz: :iconishipitplz:
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Invisible-Neko Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Italy's so clueless. ._.
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LlAmApOwA Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Roma, will you do that thing at night like Germany does where you shove your c-"

Best line EVA
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:iconooooooooooooom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOm Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
Lol I quite enjoyed writing that line. Glad you liked it XD
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Tatalindx Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
"Roma, will you do that thing at night like Germany does where you shove your c-"
:iconpervyfranceplz:
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:iconpretzelpie:
pretzelpie Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
FRANCE IS PROUD.
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Tatalindx Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
Oh, he sure is! Onhonhonhonhon~
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:iconbloodytori:
BloodyTori Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
XD i bet he is
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:iconooooooooooooom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOm Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
Haha yep ^^
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:iconrosapretty:
RosaPretty Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Okay.... too much hot incest love need to faint now *passes out*
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:iconooooooooooooom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOm Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
lol *places pillow under your head before you fall* Have sweet, hot incest dreams! Lol thanks for the compliment :D
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:iconrosapretty:
RosaPretty Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
your welcome.. *faints on the pillow you provided*
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AsylumPriestess Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
me and my Romano just read this out loud it was great xD
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:iconooooooooooooom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOm Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
lol I would love to see this acted live like that
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AsylumPriestess Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
si~
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muggle13 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
aah italy so oblivious
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:iconooooooooooooom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOm Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
Yeah...lol. Gotta love him :)
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MissBelarus Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO. I love you for this.
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:iconbradtheboy:
BradTheBoy Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
"Will you do that thing at night like Germany does where you shove your c/upcake in your face like Santa?"

I'm messed up o.o
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:iconooooooooooooom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOm Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
Lol I would love if that's what he was going to say!!!! <3 That made me happy :)
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:iconbradtheboy:
BradTheBoy Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
XD. I'm glad it made you happy. This fic made me happy!
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:iconbleachisepic:
Bleachisepic Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Student General Artist
: I have a plan"
"I bet it sucks"
LMFAO. :D
XD
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:iconooooooooooooom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOm Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011
Lol thanks. Gotta love Romano
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:iconbleachisepic:
Bleachisepic Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Student General Artist
lol your welcome
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HetaliaChibitalia Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011
So wait.. You and others are writing these types of stories? Gives me an idea XD
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:iconooooooooooooom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOm Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011
Yeah, :icon:doggirl396 and I wrote them. In fact tonight she's putting them on fanfiction. net. And ooh! I want to see where your idea leads to!
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HetaliaChibitalia Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011
I want to write a chinaXKorea one ^^
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:iconooooooooooooom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOm Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011
You should! You should!
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HetaliaChibitalia Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2011
I WILL!
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:iconooooooooooooom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOm Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011
:icondoggirl396: sorry, icon fail
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AlTHR33 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Cute, but too fast. It didn't have a chance to develop any sort of feeling for what was going on. And as a strictly itacest rule, Romano should never call him "Italy". If you aren't going to use human names they call each other "Romano" and "Veneziano". Romano is Italy, too, so it's wrong for him to call his brother anything but. Also, "te amo" is Spanish. North shouldn't use that. Italian would be "ti amo". Ugh, what a bland comment. Kinda harsh...
Anywho, I enjoyed the concept. That much is for sure. Write on! ^^
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